Canine Geneticist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a canine geneticist? Discover unique, humorous, and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for breeds, DNA, and all things canine genomics. Ideal for anyone fascinated by the science behind our furry friends, these products blend personality with a touch of wit, making them perfect for lab coats, offices, or cozy home spaces. Whether they’re deep in research or just love clever canine caricatures, find something that speaks to their science-savvy, dog-loving heart.

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"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?" mockup

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

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"Wow. . . what's that?!"

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Collies Without Borders

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Kultural K9's.

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Protoplasm

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'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...' mockup

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

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'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.' mockup

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

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Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker. mockup

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

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'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.' mockup

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

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Dog History

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Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle mockup

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

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"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying." mockup

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

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"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again." mockup

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

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Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.' mockup

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

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"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves." mockup

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull." mockup

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

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"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer." mockup

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

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Best in Heat.

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Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory. mockup

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

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"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti." mockup

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

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"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary." mockup

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

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Most dog-like dog.

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'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.' mockup

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

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'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!' mockup

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

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The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades. mockup

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

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The Dog Breeder and His Son

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Village Pet Shop.

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' I don't care what they do call me, you call me mom.'

' I don't care what they do call me, you call me mom.' mockup

' I don't care what they do call me, you call me mom.'

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"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time." mockup

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

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"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

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