Canine Historian Gifts

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

Dog History

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Charles Darwin

"I yip, therefore I am."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Owl Through Time

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Pet Cemetery.

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

Doggy Peer Pressure

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

Life In Grade A.

Basic Evolution Theory - "Well how about that."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Dogma.

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

'Which way to the Prehistoric Welcome Center?'

"You know it's just a name, right?"

Cocktails for dogs

'Watch where you walk and make sure you wipe your feet before you come back in.'

Extinct Species Gallery of the Future?

Ovologist

'And to my nephew, Rodney, I bequeath my entire estate of cats.'

The Art and Science of Car Chasing