Scholarly Canine Enthusiast Gifts

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."