Scholarly Canine Enthusiast Mugs

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"A little help, please."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Canine Scentipede

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

K9 Literati