Dog Dna Enthusiast Gifts

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Dog walking Human.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

Happy Hour

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Lumbar support animal

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."