Canine Courtroom Mastermind Gifts

"Who's a good witness."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Bailiff."

"Another slander suit!"

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"It's non-negotiable."

Fido phones

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'You have exhausted all of our public defenders...'

'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"Witness will refrain from devouring the prosecution!"

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"Objection!"

"So... that's how lawyers get away with it."

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."