Canine Couch Crew Gifts

Watchdog

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I am a control freak."

"Have we scored yet?"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Captive Audience.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'