Canine Couch Companion Gifts

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Wagging Dog