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'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A man and his dog

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Wagging Dog

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."