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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Late night teddy reading

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Littering, Your Honor.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

A couple with a new baby

Hugs 50 cents

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Puppy and Kitten.

Autumn Dog

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'