Couch Cuddle Captain T-Shirts

"You're drunk with power!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Late night teddy reading

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Canine Companion

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Bed Seasons

Emotional Bling

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Cats on the couch.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Pillows in love.

Hugs

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Spooning

Newborn Chaos

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Cosy night in

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'I'm huggable!'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'