Canine Couch Crew Pillows

Watchdog

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Have we scored yet?"

"I am a control freak."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"Why can't you just bat the ball of yarn around like other cats?"

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues