Couch Protector Crew Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates your favorite couch protector? Our collection showcases witty and amusing couch protectors that bring personality and humor to your living space. Perfect for those who take pride in guarding their furniture with style, these creations are both functional and fun, making them an ideal gift for creative souls who love a bit of humor in their home accessories.

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"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..." mockup

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

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Low-Energy Drinks

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?" mockup

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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"Bloody hell!"

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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Check your universal remote control at the door.

Check your universal remote control at the door. mockup

Check your universal remote control at the door.

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'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.' mockup

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently. mockup

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

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"All of a dither as per usual!"

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"I now pronounce you man and couch." mockup

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?' mockup

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

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'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?' mockup

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

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'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?' mockup

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

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'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!' mockup

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do." mockup

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

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'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.' mockup

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

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'Ah, business as usual.'

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"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!" mockup

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

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Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching! mockup

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

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"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game." mockup

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

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"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites." mockup

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

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"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions." mockup

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

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"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it." mockup

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

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"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game." mockup

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

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'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!' mockup

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

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'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?' mockup

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

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'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?' mockup

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

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"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?" mockup

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

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'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.' mockup

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

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Couch Protector Crew Gifts Collection

Couch Protector Crew Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the couch protector crew—perfect for starting the day with a smile and a little humor.

Couch Protector Crew Pillows

Browse our pillows designed for the couch protector crew—bring humor and comfort into your home decor.

Couch Protector Crew Prints

Discover prints that showcase your love for the couch protector crew—perfect for adding a witty touch to your walls.

Couch Protector Crew T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the couch protector crew—wear your passion for furniture protection with pride.