Canine Confetti Connoisseur Gifts

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Jumping Dogs

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dogs and Cake

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"