Confetti Celebrator Gifts

A marionette

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

All-Candy Seder.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Happy new year!"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Poinsettia

Sabrage

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

A boy holding a balloon

Sal's Birthday Cart

'Let's see those smiles.'

Rip Taylor Tide

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

I heart my bum.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Biden Wins

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Violin Balloons

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

Hope for the New Year

"Four tons of confetti fell on evangelical Trump supporters last night."

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"