Confetti Fanatic Gifts

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Prize vegetables.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Pinata Zombies

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Great Moment in North Pole History

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti