Confetti Fanatic Gifts

Prize vegetables.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Bath Christmas Market