Canine Confetti Connoisseur Pillows

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Jumping Dogs

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dog executives are in a duel

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dogs and Cake

"What's worse, that or this?"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'