Confetti Lover Pillows

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Rip Taylor Tide

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Cake

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

You Know You're Old When...

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

Seventh Birthday

Sal's Birthday Cart

Get well. Get down.

'To me! Let's party.'

Are we nearly there yet?

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Cat plays the cello

Biden Wins

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

Casino

Violinist

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.