Confetti Lover T-Shirts

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Rip Taylor Tide

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

You Know You're Old When...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

Seventh Birthday

Sal's Birthday Cart

Get well. Get down.

Cat plays the cello

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

'To me! Let's party.'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Are we nearly there yet?

Biden Wins

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Casino

"Sorry, but Saturday Night Fever is definitely a pre-existing condition."