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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The day the stock market went UP.

Prize vegetables.

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

GCSEs

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Cake

Earth Mother

Cheers

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Dominant hand reveal party

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Library Grand Opening

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Happy Days are here again

Football party

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."