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At the Pessimist Society's annual fete.

Prize vegetables.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cow Pinatas

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Pearly King and Queen

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"It makes you look old."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Pamplona Station

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

God save the Queen.

Cornucopia

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Jesus and the Peeps

Shavuot - Like!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'