Canine Chef Humor Gifts

'I was hoping chef's surprise would be fish'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Alphabet soup

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"We need to put in more bones."

Three Pigs.

Homemade dog biscuits.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Recipes.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Noodle exchange program.