Candy Connosieur T-Shirts

"Are you sure you're too old to trick or treat with me?"

Tartine

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Hats and Food

Pastries and Candy

Canape?

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Chocolate Shop

Yummy Mummies

Electric Blanket.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

With Compliments

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

What's the insect de jour?

Bats with blankets.

Who stole my candy?

Building a gingerbread house