Candy Connosieur Mugs

"Are you sure you're too old to trick or treat with me?"

Tartine

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Wifi in Hell

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Hats and Food

Canape?

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Pastries and Candy

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Chocolate Shop

Yummy Mummies

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Electric Blanket.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

With Compliments

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

What's the insect de jour?

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Who stole my candy?

Building a gingerbread house