Candle-lit Giggler Gifts

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STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"The cookies are always stale."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Spiritualist Society Parking

No Yule Turn.

'Bless you!'