Candid Commentator Gifts

Suggestion Box.

"I really shouldn't. It goes straight to my bladder."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Critisize your weight.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Government a la Carte

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"