Candid Commentator Gifts

Suggestion Box.

"I really shouldn't. It goes straight to my bladder."

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."