Campfire Sonata Lovers Gifts

'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'The Torch Holder'.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Is the fire included?'

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

My Musical Influences

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Rustic Campgrounds.