Cameraman Gifts

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"I actually don't know who he is .... but he's cheaper than a body camera."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

This movie has more than budget cuts!

Report.

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

Spitting during the speech

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'...Breaking news coming in...'

Reality TV crew filming a suicide.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Hurry up!'

Footballer About to Take a Penalty With Camera Crew In Front of Goal.

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'Hello, Mum!'

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

'It's for TV's 'How to look good naked', darling.'

Film crew waits at the top of a mountain to film mountain climbers.

'That's why we have anchormen.'

'Okay, I'm ready. Now catch a 13 pound bass for our viewers.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

'The views expressed are not necessarily those of management. Although it's obvious my cameraman couldn't agree more.'

"I know the image quality isn't the best. I recorded this on a GoSemi-Pro camera."

"Action!"

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'