Calzone Enthusiast Gifts

Surgeon

E.U. Banking Union.

Dog Walker

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Shaved Ice

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Euro Bomb

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Greece - The Black Hole

Euro Discobolus

More Money for Greece.

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Nocturne

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Zen Master Huineng

Euro Crisis

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Scarlett, did you really ask me if I love you? That is as if you'd ask me if water is wet... or if Angela Merkel is an opportunist!'

Europe recovers.

Greek Crisis

Spain-Italy-Debt-Interest rates