Calzone Enthusiast Prints

Surgeon

E.U. Banking Union.

Dog Walker

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Shaved Ice

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Euro Bomb

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Nocturne

Euro Discobolus

Greece - The Black Hole

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

More Money for Greece.

Euro Crisis

How Kale Took Over the World

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

Zen Master Huineng

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Scarlett, did you really ask me if I love you? That is as if you'd ask me if water is wet... or if Angela Merkel is an opportunist!'

Greek Crisis

Europe recovers.

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!