Calm Procrastinators Gifts

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Yeti/Not Yeti

To do list

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

The Male Biological Clock.

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'I don't mind coming to work it's that long wait to go home that gets me.'

...When are you going to make your retirement official?

Ostrich with head in sand.

"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."

'Don't blame me - if you opened later I'd be here on time!'

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?