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"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Meditation

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Consternation/Control

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"Stop moving!"

"I miss the days of folk music."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'Slow down - you'll live longer,'

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

Murray tried living in the moment. But then his phone rang and he went right back to living paycheck to paycheck.

Traffic calming ahead.

Camomile Tea