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"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Meditation

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Consternation/Control

"Stop moving!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

'I used to worry that I'd fall asleep meditating. Now I look forward to it.'

Camomile Tea

'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

Traffic calming ahead.

Murray tried living in the moment. But then his phone rang and he went right back to living paycheck to paycheck.

'Slow down - you'll live longer,'

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'