Cloud-bound Chronicler T-Shirts

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

The killing of journalists

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

Mile high skydivers

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

A cactus growing on an igloo

I resent the fact that the only item listed on the menu is soup with a fly in it. I resent the fact that the script calls for me to give you a big smile. It's tough all over. Menu.

"We'd better head back, the weather's closing in..."

'And here are some more photos of my luggage on the carousel.'

Corona Virus Trump

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.

'How's the video diary coming along?'

The true help for Greece