Call-hold Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to ponder and create? Our collection offers clever, artful items that celebrate their introspective spirit and creative curiosity. Whether they enjoy silent reflection or artistic expression, find the perfect item that resonates with their love for contemplative hobbies.

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"Your call is important to us. Please hold for hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall and hang up."

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall and hang up." mockup

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall and hang up."

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"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

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Professional woman in pub

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Coronavirus Debate

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Differing thoughts of male and female. mockup

Differing thoughts of male and female.

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?' mockup

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

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"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I give and I give but all they see is take." mockup

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!" mockup

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

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"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?" mockup

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

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This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench. mockup

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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Israeli soldier

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'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.' mockup

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

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'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?' mockup

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

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'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...' mockup

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine. mockup

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

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"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners." mockup

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

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'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....' mockup

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

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Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!' mockup

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

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'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.' mockup

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

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"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life." mockup

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

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A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world mockup

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

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The Master Switch

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'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.' mockup

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

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'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

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'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.' mockup

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

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'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

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Introverts Anonymous

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Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert mockup

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

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Call-hold Contemplator Gifts Collection

Call-hold Contemplator Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more gifts that celebrate the contemplative creative spirit—perfect for quiet mornings and inspiration-filled moments.

Call-hold Contemplator Pillows

Find pillows that offer comfort and inspiration—ideal for those who cherish peaceful, creative spaces.

Call-hold Contemplator Prints

Browse our collection of prints that motivate and inspire—perfect for adding an artistic touch to their contemplative sanctuary.

Call-hold Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts designed for creative thinkers—humorous, thoughtful, and perfect for showcasing their contemplative nature.