Call-hold Contemplator Pillows

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall and hang up."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Professional woman in pub

Coronavirus Debate

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Israeli soldier

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

The Master Switch

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Introverts Anonymous

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert