Calculative Communicator Gifts

Accountant Manqué

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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Woman on the phone.

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Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Woman followed by devices.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'