Cake Cutting Dramatist Gifts

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

The Perfect Foil

"A little under done?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Baking

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Here's one I made earlier.

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Birthday Painting

"What will change my life?"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

Tony Blair - EU budget.