Caffeine-free Gifts

Decaffeinated section.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'I'm here for your coffee.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'