Caffeine-free Gifts

Decaffeinated section.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'I'm here for your coffee.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'