Caffeine Gifts

Deus ex Caffeina

Instant human... just add coffee

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

Coffee sizes

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

For one thing, she drinks too much tea.

'Well, I consider myself handicapped until I have my first cup of morning coffee...'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

Grinds

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'The court finds that committing this crime for the purpose of obtaining a good cup of coffee is perfectly understandable and therefore justified. Case dismissed!'

'That settles it! After this, only one cup of coffee for breakfast.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

'We just have them drink 10 cups of espresso each morning and VOILA! Energy-free jack-hammers!'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

Video game addicts meeting has coffee for power ups.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.