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Deus ex Caffeina

Instant human... just add coffee

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

Coffee sizes

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

For one thing, she drinks too much tea.

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Well, I consider myself handicapped until I have my first cup of morning coffee...'

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Grinds

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Valentines for coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Ere! I thought coffee was supposed to keep you AWAKE!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

Stan read that high doses of caffeine can boost athletic performance.

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee