Caffeine Devoted T-Shirts

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'You've had enough.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."