Cafes Gifts

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Help wanted - Better help wanted.

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Were you trying to attract my attention, Sir?'

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

"Only one a day, my dear, that's my secret." (Man has giant glass of wine).

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade

A Meeting of Garibaldi Sympathisers at Café Della Concordia in Genoa

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Kid, you stand accused of stealing credit card numbers over the internet. Do you realize that when people use those credit cards at my cafe, I'm the one who gets stuck with the bill? Not the credit card companies. They've got the system rigged. I pay. The small retailer. Me! I find the credit card companies guilty of fraud! They're not on trial, sir.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."

Coffee.

'Be honest. Do I look like a freak?'

'They only serve beef? That's not what I was led to believe.'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"I don't think this place is going to work for you Theodore."

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

'Tall skinny frappe macchiato with cream...'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'