Cafes Gifts

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Help wanted - Better help wanted.

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Were you trying to attract my attention, Sir?'

"Only one a day, my dear, that's my secret." (Man has giant glass of wine).

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'Do you have any coffee?'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

A Meeting of Garibaldi Sympathisers at Café Della Concordia in Genoa

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

"I'll just have a latte to go, please."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

'The Nihilist Deli'

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."

"I don't think this place is going to work for you Theodore."

'Care to guess how you rated in my diary last night?'

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

"How do you want your ids, Freud or Jung?"

"You've put a heart design on my coffee, are you hitting on me?"

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

'They only serve beef? That's not what I was led to believe.'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

'Tall skinny frappe macchiato with cream...'

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."