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Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

All Day Deals!

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Voting on their Seats

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Is that decaf?"

'Do you want flies with that?'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."