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Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

All Day Deals!

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

'Do you want flies with that?'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Is that decaf?"

"You've put a heart design on my coffee, are you hitting on me?"