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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Multi-tasking.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chaos Theory Conference.

Recipes.

"What?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."