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"I need to see your ID."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

All Day Deals!

Shavuot - Like!

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Voting on their Seats

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"Okay babe - let's rock and roll."

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.