Cafe Culture Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cafe culture critic? Delight them with products that capture their passion for gourmet coffee and the arts. Our collection features clever, stylish items that honor their refined taste and love for caffeinated discoveries. Perfect for showing appreciation or just celebrating their sophisticated coffee adventures.

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'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.' mockup

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

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'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'

'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.' mockup

'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'

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No halo, no wings, no service.

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Coffee - hot chocolate - nuclear holocaust.

Coffee - hot chocolate - nuclear holocaust. mockup

Coffee - hot chocolate - nuclear holocaust.

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"I'll have a skinny latte..."

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"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee." mockup

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

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"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir." mockup

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?' mockup

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

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National Coffee Day

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'Bring me another coffee would you...' mockup

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

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"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte." mockup

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

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'How would you like your toast?'

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"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic." mockup

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day." mockup

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

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Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort... mockup

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

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Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.' mockup

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

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Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack. mockup

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

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Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Turning around - searching for why hate happens. mockup

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

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"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?" mockup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

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'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....' mockup

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

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"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables." mockup

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

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All Day Deals!

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Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee. mockup

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

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French Street.

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'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

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'I assume you accept star bucks?' mockup

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

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'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.' mockup

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

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"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

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