Coffee Culture Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your coffee culture critic? Our collection features humorous and insightful designs perfect for those who love their coffee and their clever commentary. From mugs to prints, find a gift that speaks to their passion for coffee and their stylish critique of the caffeine scene. Whether they’re brewing at home or sipping on the go, our products make it clear that they’re passionate about their coffee—and not afraid to share their opinions.

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"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!" mockup

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

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'This is NOT a grande extra whipped cream hot chocolate with caramel drizzle!'

'This is NOT a grande extra whipped cream hot chocolate with caramel drizzle!' mockup

'This is NOT a grande extra whipped cream hot chocolate with caramel drizzle!'

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'I prefer tea!'

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Corporate Coffee Co.

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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Writers without borders.

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"Great coffee, Carole."

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"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine." mockup

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

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Running Latte

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic." mockup

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

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'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

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'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?' mockup

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

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"Practicing my hate-face."

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Daily Grind Coffee Cup

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"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series." mockup

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

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'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?' mockup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

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"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee." mockup

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

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'This decaf's lousy.'

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'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.' mockup

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

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'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

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"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?" mockup

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

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Honest Vending Machine

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"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?" mockup

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday." mockup

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

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