Cafe Crasher Gifts

"Would you stop? I'm sure they can tell you're eavesdropping."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You've had enough!'

Clown Skis.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Running Latte

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'I love rock festivals!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'