Cafe Crawler Gifts

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

Baby menu with selection of breasts.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Reaper's Arms

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men gossiping

"Have you seen my dad?"

The Snooze Bar.

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"