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"Would you stop? I'm sure they can tell you're eavesdropping."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

'You've had enough!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Running Latte

'The sty is falling!!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I love rock festivals!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'